Person in book:  I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book:  he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry:  no, we're hiring supermodels

breakburnandends:

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you